Paper Dolls Presents: Susan Humberson


Susan Humberson

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Vital Statistics
Age:53
Kids:2
Outdate:3-16-27

Born in 1970, I have a common name for that time, Susan. However, due to my birthday being at the end of October, my family quickly adopted my nickname, "Boo". My zodiac sign, Scorpio, leaves nothing to wonder as I am true to the sign. I was raised the baby of 4 by a hardworking single mother with little to no male influence. Although I am proud to have the ability to be independent and self-sufficient, I would prefer a more trusting and submissive role. Let's face a fact, two-time offender, clearly I am not making my own "good" decisions. I crave male attention and would love to share my love of travel and adventure with a person who would buy an RV to travel the country on a whim or spend a weekend at Disney, forgetting we are not kids.

So, how can I tell you more about me without being cookie cutter, but by being the unique break-the-mold girl that I am? Enjoy my freestyle poem about me:

Energetically inquisitive, possessing a thirst for knowledge that can't be quenched... I am unstoppable. Uniquely notable, often described as unusual, the only one of a kind... I am singular. Tirelessly faithful, tragically loyal, annoyingly honest, frighteningly vengeful... I am a Scorpio. Sincerely straightforward, extremely direct, described as an elephant that never forgets... I am predictable. Strongly courageous, fearlessly confident, fierce against enemies... I am determined. Spend thrifty dreamer, footprints abroad, Costa Rica to Africa, and a true love for Disney... I am an adventurer. Born in Rhode Island, lived in Connecticut, spent time in Massachusetts, moved to Florida, and dreaming of California... I am an American. Childhood dreams of teaching, degrees in Finance and Accounting, Masters in Business, Certified Paralegal... I am a Day Trader. Mother to two grown, beloved sister, spoiled daughter, twice ex-wife... I am loveable. Two-time offender, ten in twenty out to surrender, I am a cigarette smoking, alcohol chugging, trick daddy loving, can't stop cussing real OG!

You can write to me at:

Susan Humberson 529180
GCF
P.O. Box 23608
Tampa, FL 33623