Hello, my name is Alicia. I am currently serving time and in desperate need of a pen pal. Someone who can keep me laughing and help me keep the prison vending machine in business. In exchange for your witty banter and maybe a few extra bucks - No not bribing the guards - just for some snacks and shoes, I promise to keep you entertained with tales of life behind bars and my attempts at DIY crafting with toilet paper. So, let's turn this hard time into some good times! Send me your best jokes and a few dollars my way, and let's make this pen pal thing legendary. I can't wait to hear from you!

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